The Dixon Family: Snip Snip

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Emily's Notable Quotables

"Mom, back in your time, were there cars?"
"Who would name their kid Tanya? That's a lame name."
"I just love you, Megan. I just love you, Dallin. You're such great siblings to me."
"Mom, Hannah's totally made for eating."
"Mmmmm. Tadoot smells so good. But she doesn't smell like soda pop; she smells like donuts."
"Megan, are you a real, grown-up mom? (Yes.) No you're not. You don't have long beautiful hair. And you don't even have a cell phone."
"I think I have poop in my bum. Can you help me wipe because I don't have eyes in my bum?"
"It's the story of the 2000 stripling lawyers."
"Do burglars send out Christmas cards?"
"Quick, Dallin! Run from the bad bishop!'
"Tadoot smells like M&M's. I wonder why."
"It smells like roasted broccoli in here."
"Not cool!"
"Dallin, you best come see this!"
"I do nice things for good mommies, not burglar mommies."
"Megan's buns smell like cheese."
"Your bum is big."
"Dad always has bad ideas."
"I wish I were allergic to working!"
"Dude! Are you kidding me?"
"After doing that huge poop, I feel 10 pounds lighter!"
"Hey Dallin, let's pretend we're brothers and sisters."
"What? Is this a poop party in here?"
"Dallin, if we find any bugs, we'll kill them, put them in this pot, and cemetery them."
"Look at this weed, Mom. It wouldn't be good for a wedding."

Dallin's Notable Quotables

"A booger in my nose is like my loose tooth; it's very wiggly and won't come out."
"Mom, I'm teaching Hannah math."
"If I put some of this Cheeto-ness on my shirt, it wouldn't even show up."
"Maybe the scorpion is just play deading."
"What if in real life I had brown hair when I was asleep and it was just a dream that I had read hair?"
"Mom, I'm hot and I'm sweaty and the caterpillar is eating my sweat. He's licking it."
"My legs are very, very hot."
"You saw of piece of rice out your window?"
"I almost didn't recognize you, Mom, because I haven't seen you for a couple of minutes today."
"Look, Mom! Even my head is really skinny 'cause I can even fit through here!"
"I like to put warm things in my body."
"When I grow up I want to be a fire fighter or a dentist."
"I'm really cold even though I'm short."
"I just threw a booger in my pants. Just kidding. I don't throw boogers in my pants. I eat 'em. I like to eat boogers. They're yummy."
"One time I ate salsa and it burned my mouth so bad it was like a lava bubble."
"Mom, can we take anything with us to Heaven?"
"My mouth is enormous, huh?"
"I like putting bread on my face and sticking my eyes through."
"I'm as long as this whole enitre bath, Dad!"
"No! Chinese people don't eat asparagus! They eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of noodles!"
"Emily, Megan likes to pat my back and say 'big boy'."
"Laman and Lemuel are the only wicked ones that I like."
"Mom, I have like sparkly stuff in my bum."
"Can we rough house?"
"My poop for today was one big huge log, two big nuggets, and one little nugget."

The Dixon Family

Monday, November 14, 2011

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